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  1. RektDiomedes
  2. Spencer420
  3. Battman
  4. Jones | Rarestone Compass
  5. CurveCap

# Roll Call: August 10 - 16, 2026

**FIFTH AMONG HEROES: CURVECAP, THE ENDLESS MARCHER**

From the fifth rank, a steady drumbeat sounds,
Where CurveCap's tireless footfall knows no bounds!
One hundred seventy thousand steps he trod,
A pilgrimage of miles, a gift from god!

Twenty-four thousand daily, stride on stride,
Through city streets and country roads he'd glide,
One hundred sixty-five kilometers faced,
Each morning's dawn a new battleground he graced!

Seven thousand calories burned in flame,
His resting heart a warrior's steady claim—
At forty-nine, it beat with calm design,
While VO2 max at fifty-four did …

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All-Time Leaderboard

Hall of Champions

43 weeks of competition

Rank Warrior Score Avg Rank Weeks
1 Spencer420 297.4 2.1 39
2 RektDiomedes 279.7 3.2 43
3 CurveCap 254.8 3.9 43
4 Devin | GammaSwap 209.1 2.6 27
5 Battman 135.2 3.5 18
6 Rktbay 132.0 6.7 35
7 0x_Vikt0r 119.6 5.4 22
8 JohnnyOnline 86.5 3.7 11
9 Naly 81.9 2.8 9
10 Jones | Rarestone Compass 78.5 5.9 15
Rank Warrior Weeks Rate Avg Rank
1 RektDiomedes 43 100% 3.2
2 CurveCap 43 100% 3.9
3 Spencer420 39 91% 2.1
4 Rktbay 35 81% 6.7
5 Alice Rozengarden 28 65% 8.1
6 Devin | GammaSwap 27 63% 2.6
7 0x_Vikt0r 22 51% 5.4
8 Battman 18 42% 3.5
9 Jones | Rarestone Compass 15 35% 5.9
10 JohnnyOnline 11 26% 3.7

The Way of the Phalanx

Strength. Discipline. Accountability.

The Phalanx

We're building the pro-crypto army. Each week, trustworthy recruits submit their health attestation—a record of training, discipline, and progress. We feed it to the oracle and publish the top ten. Submit weekly or proceed weakly.

How It Works

  1. Join the ranks through Discord or our application form
  2. Submit your weekly attestation—training, diet, mindset
  3. The oracle reads your deeds and ranks the warriors
  4. Rankings published every Monday on Substack
  5. Glory accumulates on the all-time leaderboard