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# Roll Call: August 24 - 30, 2026
**THIRD AMONG HEROES: CURVECAP, THE STEADY TIDE**
From third place rises CurveCap, strong and true,
Whose measured miles like ocean currents drew!
One hundred thirty thousand steps he trod,
A hundred twenty-four kilometers—by god!
His heart at fifty beats, a drum so low,
His fitness age, a mere thirty-five—not slow!
Six score and ten thousand steps he pressed,
Each dawn he woke and put his mettle to the test.
He kayaked three-point-three-seven kilometers through the tide,
While indoor storms of cycling swelled inside—
Five hundred thirty-eight calories burned in flame, …