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← Previous Week Week of July 13, 2026 - July 19, 2026
  1. Spencer420
  2. RektDiomedes
  3. Battman
  4. CurveCap
  5. Rktbay

# Roll Call: July 13 - 19, 2026

**FIFTH AMONG HEROES: RKTBAY**

From distant shores where lesser warriors rest,
Comes Rktbay, who put his body to the test!
Ten thousand steps he marched on Monday's light,
Then Tuesday's iron called him to the fight.

With leg extension, fifty-two and five,
He made his quadriceps feel truly alive!
Leg press at one-forty, fourteen reps he drove,
While barbell deadlifts made his hamstrings rove.

On Wednesday's path, six thousand steps he trod,
On Thursday, seven thousand—praise the god!
On Friday, seven thousand more he strode,
Then Saturday, nine thousand on …

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37 weeks of competition

Rank Warrior Score Avg Rank Weeks
1 Spencer420 270.9 2.1 35
2 RektDiomedes 240.7 3.5 37
3 CurveCap 227.8 3.9 37
4 Devin | GammaSwap 209.1 2.6 27
5 Rktbay 132.0 6.7 35
6 0x_Vikt0r 119.6 5.4 22
7 Battman 91.9 3.8 12
8 JohnnyOnline 86.5 3.7 11
9 Naly 81.9 2.8 9
10 Alice Rozengarden 73.4 8.1 28
Rank Warrior Weeks Rate Avg Rank
1 RektDiomedes 37 100% 3.5
2 CurveCap 37 100% 3.9
3 Spencer420 35 95% 2.1
4 Rktbay 35 95% 6.7
5 Alice Rozengarden 28 76% 8.1
6 Devin | GammaSwap 27 73% 2.6
7 0x_Vikt0r 22 59% 5.4
8 Battman 12 32% 3.8
9 JohnnyOnline 11 30% 3.7
10 Jones | Rarestone Compass 11 30% 6.5

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