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  1. Spencer420
  2. RektDiomedes
  3. Battman
  4. Jones | Rarestone Compass
  5. CurveCap

# Roll Call: August 17 - 23, 2026

**FIFTH AMONG HEROES: CURVECAP, THE ENDURANCE TIDE**

From the fifth rank, where endurance burns bright,
Comes CurveCap, whose footsteps devour the night!
One hundred sixty-five thousand strides he made,
A marching legion that would not be swayed!

Through seven days his steady footfalls trod,
Twenty-three thousand steps—a gift from god!
His resting heart stayed steady through the week,
VO2 max at fifty-four—the summit he would seek!

He swam one thousand two hundred sixty meters clear,
Six hundred fifty-nine strokes drove through the water’s sphere!
Then fifty-three minutes cycling, six hundred …

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All-Time Leaderboard

Hall of Champions

43 weeks of competition

Rank Warrior Score Avg Rank Weeks
1 Spencer420 297.4 2.1 39
2 RektDiomedes 279.7 3.2 43
3 CurveCap 254.8 3.9 43
4 Devin | GammaSwap 209.1 2.6 27
5 Battman 135.2 3.5 18
6 Rktbay 132.0 6.7 35
7 0x_Vikt0r 119.6 5.4 22
8 JohnnyOnline 86.5 3.7 11
9 Naly 81.9 2.8 9
10 Jones | Rarestone Compass 78.5 5.9 15
Rank Warrior Weeks Rate Avg Rank
1 RektDiomedes 43 100% 3.2
2 CurveCap 43 100% 3.9
3 Spencer420 39 91% 2.1
4 Rktbay 35 81% 6.7
5 Alice Rozengarden 28 65% 8.1
6 Devin | GammaSwap 27 63% 2.6
7 0x_Vikt0r 22 51% 5.4
8 Battman 18 42% 3.5
9 Jones | Rarestone Compass 15 35% 5.9
10 JohnnyOnline 11 26% 3.7

The Way of the Phalanx

Strength. Discipline. Accountability.

The Phalanx

We're building the pro-crypto army. Each week, trustworthy recruits submit their health attestation—a record of training, discipline, and progress. We feed it to the oracle and publish the top ten. Submit weekly or proceed weakly.

How It Works

  1. Join the ranks through Discord or our application form
  2. Submit your weekly attestation—training, diet, mindset
  3. The oracle reads your deeds and ranks the warriors
  4. Rankings published every Monday on Substack
  5. Glory accumulates on the all-time leaderboard