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RANKED ATTESTATIONS - Week of January 05, 2026
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Based on 50 trial(s)

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RANK 1: Spencer420
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Average Rank: 2.00
Std Error: 0.12
Trials: 50

Jan 5-11

Monday
Walk airports 1.5 hours

Tuesday
Bro day
Jm press
95-8, 135-6, 125-10, 135 lbs-8
Struggling to find right elbow angle, wayyy easier when pointed out any
Tri pressdown v bar
82.5-16, 88 lbs-12, 12
Overhead ez bar
70 lbs-10, 11
Giant
Heavy blaster curl
30 lbs-20, 45-18, 50-16, 40 lbs-
Sitting military press
95-8, 125 lbs-11, 11
Giant
Bayesian curl
33-10, 44 lbs-9, 10
Lateral raise
25 lbs-8, 40 lbs-8, 35-8
Dr Mike lying curls
20 lbs-10, 10

Wednesday
Legs
Warmup
Reverse cycle 5 mins
Stretches
Cat cow, ankle stretch, dead hang, scap shrugs, core twists, front rack, …

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The Roll Call

All-Time Leaderboard

Hall of Champions

16 weeks of competition

Rank Warrior Score Avg Rank Weeks
1 Spencer420 124.3 2.5 14
2 CurveCap 118.5 3.8 16
3 Devin | GammaSwap 115.9 3.1 14
4 RektDiomedes 111.4 4.2 16
5 0x_Vikt0r 96.0 4.8 15
6 JohnnyOnline 86.5 3.7 11
7 Rktbay 53.3 7.4 14
8 DefiShaka 50.4 5.4 8
9 Alice Rozengarden 35.5 8.6 14
10 Jones | Rarestone Compass 23.2 6.0 4
Rank Warrior Weeks Rate Avg Rank
1 CurveCap 16 100% 3.8
2 RektDiomedes 16 100% 4.2
3 0x_Vikt0r 15 94% 4.8
4 Spencer420 14 88% 2.5
5 Devin | GammaSwap 14 88% 3.1
6 Rktbay 14 88% 7.4
7 Alice Rozengarden 14 88% 8.6
8 JohnnyOnline 11 69% 3.7
9 DefiShaka 8 50% 5.4
10 Jones | Rarestone Compass 4 25% 6.0

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