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RANKED ATTESTATIONS - Week of January 05, 2026
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Based on 50 trial(s)

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RANK 1: Spencer420
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Average Rank: 2.00
Std Error: 0.12
Trials: 50

Jan 5-11

Monday
Walk airports 1.5 hours

Tuesday
Bro day
Jm press
95-8, 135-6, 125-10, 135 lbs-8
Struggling to find right elbow angle, wayyy easier when pointed out any
Tri pressdown v bar
82.5-16, 88 lbs-12, 12
Overhead ez bar
70 lbs-10, 11
Giant
Heavy blaster curl
30 lbs-20, 45-18, 50-16, 40 lbs-
Sitting military press
95-8, 125 lbs-11, 11
Giant
Bayesian curl
33-10, 44 lbs-9, 10
Lateral raise
25 lbs-8, 40 lbs-8, 35-8
Dr Mike lying curls
20 lbs-10, 10

Wednesday
Legs
Warmup
Reverse cycle 5 mins
Stretches
Cat cow, ankle stretch, dead hang, scap shrugs, core twists, front rack, …

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37 weeks of competition

Rank Warrior Score Avg Rank Weeks
1 Spencer420 270.9 2.1 35
2 RektDiomedes 240.7 3.5 37
3 CurveCap 227.8 3.9 37
4 Devin | GammaSwap 209.1 2.6 27
5 Rktbay 132.0 6.7 35
6 0x_Vikt0r 119.6 5.4 22
7 Battman 91.9 3.8 12
8 JohnnyOnline 86.5 3.7 11
9 Naly 81.9 2.8 9
10 Alice Rozengarden 73.4 8.1 28
Rank Warrior Weeks Rate Avg Rank
1 RektDiomedes 37 100% 3.5
2 CurveCap 37 100% 3.9
3 Spencer420 35 95% 2.1
4 Rktbay 35 95% 6.7
5 Alice Rozengarden 28 76% 8.1
6 Devin | GammaSwap 27 73% 2.6
7 0x_Vikt0r 22 59% 5.4
8 Battman 12 32% 3.8
9 JohnnyOnline 11 30% 3.7
10 Jones | Rarestone Compass 11 30% 6.5

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