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  1. JohnnyOnline
  2. Devin | GammaSwap
  3. 0x_Vikt0r
  4. Corn
  5. Spencer420
  6. CurveCap
  7. Rktbay
  8. RektDiomedes
  9. alice_rozengarden

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RANKED ATTESTATIONS - Week of January 12, 2026
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Based on 75 trial(s)

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RANK 1: JohnnyOnline
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Average Rank: 2.27
Std Error: 0.15
Trials: 75

Sunday: Sprints (8×20s hill, 1.5 km warm-up/down), pull-ups & dips
Monday: Leg day, bodyweight pull-ups & dips
Tuesday: Sprints, pull-ups & dips
Wednesday: Sprints, pull-ups & dips
Thursday: Leg day, pull-ups & dips
Friday: Sprints, pull-ups & dips
Saturday: Rowing session, pull-ups & dips
Daily: 500–750 m swim after AM workout. Some stretching first thing in the AM. 15 min sauna
Food: Collagen, creatine, Sardines post-workout; lunch 500 steak, 4 eggs, some honey; beef liver or bull testicles every other day. Another 2 eggs and fruits pre …

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All-Time Leaderboard

Hall of Champions

37 weeks of competition

Rank Warrior Score Avg Rank Weeks
1 Spencer420 270.9 2.1 35
2 RektDiomedes 240.7 3.5 37
3 CurveCap 227.8 3.9 37
4 Devin | GammaSwap 209.1 2.6 27
5 Rktbay 132.0 6.7 35
6 0x_Vikt0r 119.6 5.4 22
7 Battman 91.9 3.8 12
8 JohnnyOnline 86.5 3.7 11
9 Naly 81.9 2.8 9
10 Alice Rozengarden 73.4 8.1 28
Rank Warrior Weeks Rate Avg Rank
1 RektDiomedes 37 100% 3.5
2 CurveCap 37 100% 3.9
3 Spencer420 35 95% 2.1
4 Rktbay 35 95% 6.7
5 Alice Rozengarden 28 76% 8.1
6 Devin | GammaSwap 27 73% 2.6
7 0x_Vikt0r 22 59% 5.4
8 Battman 12 32% 3.8
9 JohnnyOnline 11 30% 3.7
10 Jones | Rarestone Compass 11 30% 6.5

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