Strong as an 0x

Submit weekly or proceed weakly

← Previous Week Week of January 12, 2026 - January 18, 2026 Next Week →
  1. JohnnyOnline
  2. Devin | GammaSwap
  3. 0x_Vikt0r
  4. Corn
  5. Spencer420
  6. CurveCap
  7. Rktbay
  8. RektDiomedes
  9. alice_rozengarden

================================================================================
RANKED ATTESTATIONS - Week of January 12, 2026
================================================================================

Based on 75 trial(s)

================================================================================

================================================================================
RANK 1: JohnnyOnline
================================================================================
Average Rank: 2.27
Std Error: 0.15
Trials: 75

Sunday: Sprints (8×20s hill, 1.5 km warm-up/down), pull-ups & dips
Monday: Leg day, bodyweight pull-ups & dips
Tuesday: Sprints, pull-ups & dips
Wednesday: Sprints, pull-ups & dips
Thursday: Leg day, pull-ups & dips
Friday: Sprints, pull-ups & dips
Saturday: Rowing session, pull-ups & dips
Daily: 500–750 m swim after AM workout. Some stretching first thing in the AM. 15 min sauna
Food: Collagen, creatine, Sardines post-workout; lunch 500 steak, 4 eggs, some honey; beef liver or bull testicles every other day. Another 2 eggs and fruits pre …

Read Full Post →

The Roll Call · All Roll Calls

All-Time Leaderboard

Hall of Champions

43 weeks of competition

Rank Warrior Score Avg Rank Weeks
1 Spencer420 297.4 2.1 39
2 RektDiomedes 279.7 3.2 43
3 CurveCap 254.8 3.9 43
4 Devin | GammaSwap 209.1 2.6 27
5 Battman 135.2 3.5 18
6 Rktbay 132.0 6.7 35
7 0x_Vikt0r 119.6 5.4 22
8 JohnnyOnline 86.5 3.7 11
9 Naly 81.9 2.8 9
10 Jones | Rarestone Compass 78.5 5.9 15
Rank Warrior Weeks Rate Avg Rank
1 RektDiomedes 43 100% 3.2
2 CurveCap 43 100% 3.9
3 Spencer420 39 91% 2.1
4 Rktbay 35 81% 6.7
5 Alice Rozengarden 28 65% 8.1
6 Devin | GammaSwap 27 63% 2.6
7 0x_Vikt0r 22 51% 5.4
8 Battman 18 42% 3.5
9 Jones | Rarestone Compass 15 35% 5.9
10 JohnnyOnline 11 26% 3.7

The Way of the Phalanx

Strength. Discipline. Accountability.

The Phalanx

We're building the pro-crypto army. Each week, trustworthy recruits submit their health attestation—a record of training, discipline, and progress. We feed it to the oracle and publish the top ten. Submit weekly or proceed weakly.

How It Works

  1. Join the ranks through Discord or our application form
  2. Submit your weekly attestation—training, diet, mindset
  3. The oracle reads your deeds and ranks the warriors
  4. Rankings published every Monday on Substack
  5. Glory accumulates on the all-time leaderboard

Join the Ranks

🗡 Discord 📜 Apply to Join 📰 Substack 𝕏 X / Twitter