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  1. JohnnyOnline
  2. Devin | GammaSwap
  3. 0x_Vikt0r
  4. Corn
  5. Spencer420
  6. CurveCap
  7. Rktbay
  8. RektDiomedes
  9. alice_rozengarden

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RANKED ATTESTATIONS - Week of January 12, 2026
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Based on 75 trial(s)

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RANK 1: JohnnyOnline
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Average Rank: 2.27
Std Error: 0.15
Trials: 75

Sunday: Sprints (8×20s hill, 1.5 km warm-up/down), pull-ups & dips
Monday: Leg day, bodyweight pull-ups & dips
Tuesday: Sprints, pull-ups & dips
Wednesday: Sprints, pull-ups & dips
Thursday: Leg day, pull-ups & dips
Friday: Sprints, pull-ups & dips
Saturday: Rowing session, pull-ups & dips
Daily: 500–750 m swim after AM workout. Some stretching first thing in the AM. 15 min sauna
Food: Collagen, creatine, Sardines post-workout; lunch 500 steak, 4 eggs, some honey; beef liver or bull testicles every other day. Another 2 eggs and fruits pre …

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The Roll Call

All-Time Leaderboard

Hall of Champions

16 weeks of competition

Rank Warrior Score Avg Rank Weeks
1 Spencer420 124.3 2.5 14
2 CurveCap 118.5 3.8 16
3 Devin | GammaSwap 115.9 3.1 14
4 RektDiomedes 111.4 4.2 16
5 0x_Vikt0r 96.0 4.8 15
6 JohnnyOnline 86.5 3.7 11
7 Rktbay 53.3 7.4 14
8 DefiShaka 50.4 5.4 8
9 Alice Rozengarden 35.5 8.6 14
10 Jones | Rarestone Compass 23.2 6.0 4
Rank Warrior Weeks Rate Avg Rank
1 CurveCap 16 100% 3.8
2 RektDiomedes 16 100% 4.2
3 0x_Vikt0r 15 94% 4.8
4 Spencer420 14 88% 2.5
5 Devin | GammaSwap 14 88% 3.1
6 Rktbay 14 88% 7.4
7 Alice Rozengarden 14 88% 8.6
8 JohnnyOnline 11 69% 3.7
9 DefiShaka 8 50% 5.4
10 Jones | Rarestone Compass 4 25% 6.0

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We're building the pro-crypto army. Each week, trustworthy recruits submit their health attestation—a record of training, discipline, and progress. We feed it to the oracle and publish the top ten. Submit weekly or proceed weakly.

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