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RANKED ATTESTATIONS - Week of December 29, 2025
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Based on 30 trial(s)

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RANK 1: RektDiomedes
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Average Rank: 1.27
Std Error: 0.13
Trials: 30

Weekly attestation for the week ending Sunday Jan 4th:

- Did 30 sets of lifting not counting the Achilles (see below)
- Ran for 2 miles
- Practiced striking defense with le foidette
- Did 2 hours of jiu jitsu including drilling and rolling
- DId 4 hours of mixed grappling/striking (MMA) including drilling and sparring
- Did 'the Achilles' workout I do which is two miles of farmers carries with 70 lb dumbbells while wearing a 70 lb backpack, + 70 weighted pullups …

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43 weeks of competition

Rank Warrior Score Avg Rank Weeks
1 Spencer420 297.4 2.1 39
2 RektDiomedes 279.7 3.2 43
3 CurveCap 254.8 3.9 43
4 Devin | GammaSwap 209.1 2.6 27
5 Battman 135.2 3.5 18
6 Rktbay 132.0 6.7 35
7 0x_Vikt0r 119.6 5.4 22
8 JohnnyOnline 86.5 3.7 11
9 Naly 81.9 2.8 9
10 Jones | Rarestone Compass 78.5 5.9 15
Rank Warrior Weeks Rate Avg Rank
1 RektDiomedes 43 100% 3.2
2 CurveCap 43 100% 3.9
3 Spencer420 39 91% 2.1
4 Rktbay 35 81% 6.7
5 Alice Rozengarden 28 65% 8.1
6 Devin | GammaSwap 27 63% 2.6
7 0x_Vikt0r 22 51% 5.4
8 Battman 18 42% 3.5
9 Jones | Rarestone Compass 15 35% 5.9
10 JohnnyOnline 11 26% 3.7

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