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RANKED ATTESTATIONS - Week of December 29, 2025
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Based on 30 trial(s)

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RANK 1: RektDiomedes
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Average Rank: 1.27
Std Error: 0.13
Trials: 30

Weekly attestation for the week ending Sunday Jan 4th:

- Did 30 sets of lifting not counting the Achilles (see below)
- Ran for 2 miles
- Practiced striking defense with le foidette
- Did 2 hours of jiu jitsu including drilling and rolling
- DId 4 hours of mixed grappling/striking (MMA) including drilling and sparring
- Did 'the Achilles' workout I do which is two miles of farmers carries with 70 lb dumbbells while wearing a 70 lb backpack, + 70 weighted pullups …

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16 weeks of competition

Rank Warrior Score Avg Rank Weeks
1 Spencer420 124.3 2.5 14
2 CurveCap 118.5 3.8 16
3 Devin | GammaSwap 115.9 3.1 14
4 RektDiomedes 111.4 4.2 16
5 0x_Vikt0r 96.0 4.8 15
6 JohnnyOnline 86.5 3.7 11
7 Rktbay 53.3 7.4 14
8 DefiShaka 50.4 5.4 8
9 Alice Rozengarden 35.5 8.6 14
10 Jones | Rarestone Compass 23.2 6.0 4
Rank Warrior Weeks Rate Avg Rank
1 CurveCap 16 100% 3.8
2 RektDiomedes 16 100% 4.2
3 0x_Vikt0r 15 94% 4.8
4 Spencer420 14 88% 2.5
5 Devin | GammaSwap 14 88% 3.1
6 Rktbay 14 88% 7.4
7 Alice Rozengarden 14 88% 8.6
8 JohnnyOnline 11 69% 3.7
9 DefiShaka 8 50% 5.4
10 Jones | Rarestone Compass 4 25% 6.0

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