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RANKED ATTESTATIONS - Week of December 29, 2025
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Based on 30 trial(s)

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RANK 1: RektDiomedes
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Average Rank: 1.27
Std Error: 0.13
Trials: 30

Weekly attestation for the week ending Sunday Jan 4th:

- Did 30 sets of lifting not counting the Achilles (see below)
- Ran for 2 miles
- Practiced striking defense with le foidette
- Did 2 hours of jiu jitsu including drilling and rolling
- DId 4 hours of mixed grappling/striking (MMA) including drilling and sparring
- Did 'the Achilles' workout I do which is two miles of farmers carries with 70 lb dumbbells while wearing a 70 lb backpack, + 70 weighted pullups …

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23 weeks of competition

Rank Warrior Score Avg Rank Weeks
1 Spencer420 170.3 2.7 21
2 Devin | GammaSwap 169.3 2.7 21
3 CurveCap 153.9 4.0 23
4 RektDiomedes 153.0 4.0 23
5 0x_Vikt0r 119.6 5.4 22
6 JohnnyOnline 86.5 3.7 11
7 Naly 81.9 2.8 9
8 Rktbay 71.0 7.5 21
9 DefiShaka 50.4 5.4 8
10 Alice Rozengarden 47.7 8.7 21
Rank Warrior Weeks Rate Avg Rank
1 CurveCap 23 100% 4.0
2 RektDiomedes 23 100% 4.0
3 0x_Vikt0r 22 96% 5.4
4 Spencer420 21 91% 2.7
5 Devin | GammaSwap 21 91% 2.7
6 Rktbay 21 91% 7.5
7 Alice Rozengarden 21 91% 8.7
8 JohnnyOnline 11 48% 3.7
9 Jones | Rarestone Compass 10 43% 6.7
10 Naly 9 39% 2.8

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