Strong as an 0x

Submit weekly or proceed weakly

Hear now, mortals, as I sing of warriors nine,
Whose sinews strain and muscles intertwine!
Like bronze-clad heroes on Troy’s bloodied plain,
These athletes forge their bodies through blessed pain.
From lowest rank to champion supreme I’ll tell,
Each warrior worthy, each a citadel!

IX. ALICE OF THE ROZENGARDEN BRIGHT

In ninth position stands a warrior true,
Though least in ranking, strength does still accrue!
With thirty-eight thousand paces crossed the earth,
Like swift Achilles proving mortal worth.
Through push-ups, squats, and pull-ups ten times made,
The hollow body hold, no strength did fade.
With curls of weights four kilograms and more,
The deadlift practiced on the training floor.
The plank was held …

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Hall of Champions

43 weeks of competition

Rank	Warrior	Score	Avg Rank	Weeks
1	Spencer420	297.4	2.1	39
2	RektDiomedes	279.7	3.2	43
3	CurveCap	254.8	3.9	43
4	Devin \| GammaSwap	209.1	2.6	27
5	Battman	135.2	3.5	18
6	Rktbay	132.0	6.7	35
7	0x_Vikt0r	119.6	5.4	22
8	JohnnyOnline	86.5	3.7	11
9	Naly	81.9	2.8	9
10	Jones \| Rarestone Compass	78.5	5.9	15
11	Alice Rozengarden	73.4	8.1	28
12	DefiShaka	50.4	5.4	8
13	Corn	34.7	5.0	5
14	banteg	6.0	5.0	1
15	Barry Grogan	6.0	5.0	1
16	Citizen 42	5.0	6.0	1
17	Man of Tao	4.0	7.0	1
18	DefiDave	2.0	9.0	1

Rank	Warrior	Weeks	Rate	Avg Rank
1	RektDiomedes	43	100%	3.2
2	CurveCap	43	100%	3.9
3	Spencer420	39	91%	2.1
4	Rktbay	35	81%	6.7
5	Alice Rozengarden	28	65%	8.1
6	Devin \| GammaSwap	27	63%	2.6
7	0x_Vikt0r	22	51%	5.4
8	Battman	18	42%	3.5
9	Jones \| Rarestone Compass	15	35%	5.9
10	JohnnyOnline	11	26%	3.7
11	Naly	9	21%	2.8
12	DefiShaka	8	19%	5.4
13	Corn	5	12%	5.0
14	banteg	1	2%	5.0
15	Barry Grogan	1	2%	5.0
16	Citizen 42	1	2%	6.0
17	Man of Tao	1	2%	7.0
18	DefiDave	1	2%	9.0

The Way of the Phalanx

Strength. Discipline. Accountability.

The Phalanx

We're building the pro-crypto army. Each week, trustworthy recruits submit their health attestation—a record of training, discipline, and progress. We feed it to the oracle and publish the top ten. Submit weekly or proceed weakly.

How It Works

Join the ranks through Discord or our application form
Submit your weekly attestation—training, diet, mindset
The oracle reads your deeds and ranks the warriors
Rankings published every Monday on Substack
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