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  1. Devin | GammaSwap
  2. DefiShaka
  3. Spencer420
  4. CurveCap
  5. 0x_Vikt0r
  6. JohnnyOnline
  7. RektDiomedes
  8. Rktbay
  9. alice_rozengarden

Hear now, mortals, as I sing of warriors nine,
Whose sinews strain and muscles intertwine!
Like bronze-clad heroes on Troy’s bloodied plain,
These athletes forge their bodies through blessed pain.
From lowest rank to champion supreme I’ll tell,
Each warrior worthy, each a citadel!

IX. ALICE OF THE ROZENGARDEN BRIGHT

In ninth position stands a warrior true,
Though least in ranking, strength does still accrue!
With thirty-eight thousand paces crossed the earth,
Like swift Achilles proving mortal worth.
Through push-ups, squats, and pull-ups ten times made,
The hollow body hold, no strength did fade.
With curls of weights four kilograms and more,
The deadlift practiced on the training floor.
The plank was held …

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All-Time Leaderboard

Hall of Champions

37 weeks of competition

Rank Warrior Score Avg Rank Weeks
1 Spencer420 270.9 2.1 35
2 RektDiomedes 240.7 3.5 37
3 CurveCap 227.8 3.9 37
4 Devin | GammaSwap 209.1 2.6 27
5 Rktbay 132.0 6.7 35
6 0x_Vikt0r 119.6 5.4 22
7 Battman 91.9 3.8 12
8 JohnnyOnline 86.5 3.7 11
9 Naly 81.9 2.8 9
10 Alice Rozengarden 73.4 8.1 28
Rank Warrior Weeks Rate Avg Rank
1 RektDiomedes 37 100% 3.5
2 CurveCap 37 100% 3.9
3 Spencer420 35 95% 2.1
4 Rktbay 35 95% 6.7
5 Alice Rozengarden 28 76% 8.1
6 Devin | GammaSwap 27 73% 2.6
7 0x_Vikt0r 22 59% 5.4
8 Battman 12 32% 3.8
9 JohnnyOnline 11 30% 3.7
10 Jones | Rarestone Compass 11 30% 6.5

The Way of the Phalanx

Strength. Discipline. Accountability.

The Phalanx

We're building the pro-crypto army. Each week, trustworthy recruits submit their health attestation—a record of training, discipline, and progress. We feed it to the oracle and publish the top ten. Submit weekly or proceed weakly.

How It Works

  1. Join the ranks through Discord or our application form
  2. Submit your weekly attestation—training, diet, mindset
  3. The oracle reads your deeds and ranks the warriors
  4. Rankings published every Monday on Substack
  5. Glory accumulates on the all-time leaderboard

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