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  1. Devin | GammaSwap
  2. DefiShaka
  3. Spencer420
  4. CurveCap
  5. 0x_Vikt0r
  6. JohnnyOnline
  7. RektDiomedes
  8. Rktbay
  9. alice_rozengarden

Hear now, mortals, as I sing of warriors nine,
Whose sinews strain and muscles intertwine!
Like bronze-clad heroes on Troy’s bloodied plain,
These athletes forge their bodies through blessed pain.
From lowest rank to champion supreme I’ll tell,
Each warrior worthy, each a citadel!

IX. ALICE OF THE ROZENGARDEN BRIGHT

In ninth position stands a warrior true,
Though least in ranking, strength does still accrue!
With thirty-eight thousand paces crossed the earth,
Like swift Achilles proving mortal worth.
Through push-ups, squats, and pull-ups ten times made,
The hollow body hold, no strength did fade.
With curls of weights four kilograms and more,
The deadlift practiced on the training floor.
The plank was held …

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All-Time Leaderboard

Hall of Champions

23 weeks of competition

Rank Warrior Score Avg Rank Weeks
1 Spencer420 170.3 2.7 21
2 Devin | GammaSwap 169.3 2.7 21
3 CurveCap 153.9 4.0 23
4 RektDiomedes 153.0 4.0 23
5 0x_Vikt0r 119.6 5.4 22
6 JohnnyOnline 86.5 3.7 11
7 Naly 81.9 2.8 9
8 Rktbay 71.0 7.5 21
9 DefiShaka 50.4 5.4 8
10 Alice Rozengarden 47.7 8.7 21
Rank Warrior Weeks Rate Avg Rank
1 CurveCap 23 100% 4.0
2 RektDiomedes 23 100% 4.0
3 0x_Vikt0r 22 96% 5.4
4 Spencer420 21 91% 2.7
5 Devin | GammaSwap 21 91% 2.7
6 Rktbay 21 91% 7.5
7 Alice Rozengarden 21 91% 8.7
8 JohnnyOnline 11 48% 3.7
9 Jones | Rarestone Compass 10 43% 6.7
10 Naly 9 39% 2.8

The Way of the Phalanx

Strength. Discipline. Accountability.

The Phalanx

We're building the pro-crypto army. Each week, trustworthy recruits submit their health attestation—a record of training, discipline, and progress. We feed it to the oracle and publish the top ten. Submit weekly or proceed weakly.

How It Works

  1. Join the ranks through Discord or our application form
  2. Submit your weekly attestation—training, diet, mindset
  3. The oracle reads your deeds and ranks the warriors
  4. Rankings published every Monday on Substack
  5. Glory accumulates on the all-time leaderboard