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  1. 0x_Vikt0r
  2. Spencer420
  3. CurveCap
  4. Devin | GammaSwap
  5. banteg
  6. RektDiomedes
  7. JohnnyOnline
  8. Rktbay
  9. Alice Rozengarden
  10. DefiShaka

AN ODE TO THE WARRIORS OF STRENGTH
In the manner of Homer, who sang of Achilles and Hector before the gates of Troy

Hear now, O mortals, of warriors most bold,
Whose deeds of valor deserve to be told!
Ten champions emerged from the masses untold,
Each worthy of bronze, of silver, and gold.

From tenth unto first, let their stories ring clear,
As I sing of their triumphs throughout this past year!

Tenth stands DefiShaka, struck low by disease,
Yet before illness brought him down to his knees,
He hoisted the iron—fifty pounds in each hand!
Through half-mile of torment, across hostile land,
His farmer’s carry set records …

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All-Time Leaderboard

Hall of Champions

43 weeks of competition

Rank Warrior Score Avg Rank Weeks
1 Spencer420 297.4 2.1 39
2 RektDiomedes 279.7 3.2 43
3 CurveCap 254.8 3.9 43
4 Devin | GammaSwap 209.1 2.6 27
5 Battman 135.2 3.5 18
6 Rktbay 132.0 6.7 35
7 0x_Vikt0r 119.6 5.4 22
8 JohnnyOnline 86.5 3.7 11
9 Naly 81.9 2.8 9
10 Jones | Rarestone Compass 78.5 5.9 15
Rank Warrior Weeks Rate Avg Rank
1 RektDiomedes 43 100% 3.2
2 CurveCap 43 100% 3.9
3 Spencer420 39 91% 2.1
4 Rktbay 35 81% 6.7
5 Alice Rozengarden 28 65% 8.1
6 Devin | GammaSwap 27 63% 2.6
7 0x_Vikt0r 22 51% 5.4
8 Battman 18 42% 3.5
9 Jones | Rarestone Compass 15 35% 5.9
10 JohnnyOnline 11 26% 3.7

The Way of the Phalanx

Strength. Discipline. Accountability.

The Phalanx

We're building the pro-crypto army. Each week, trustworthy recruits submit their health attestation—a record of training, discipline, and progress. We feed it to the oracle and publish the top ten. Submit weekly or proceed weakly.

How It Works

  1. Join the ranks through Discord or our application form
  2. Submit your weekly attestation—training, diet, mindset
  3. The oracle reads your deeds and ranks the warriors
  4. Rankings published every Monday on Substack
  5. Glory accumulates on the all-time leaderboard