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AN ODE TO THE WARRIORS OF STRENGTH
In the manner of Homer, who sang of Achilles and Hector before the gates of Troy

Hear now, O mortals, of warriors most bold,
Whose deeds of valor deserve to be told!
Ten champions emerged from the masses untold,
Each worthy of bronze, of silver, and gold.

From tenth unto first, let their stories ring clear,
As I sing of their triumphs throughout this past year!

Tenth stands DefiShaka, struck low by disease,
Yet before illness brought him down to his knees,
He hoisted the iron—fifty pounds in each hand!
Through half-mile of torment, across hostile land,
His farmer’s carry set records …

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Hall of Champions

37 weeks of competition

Rank	Warrior	Score	Avg Rank	Weeks
1	Spencer420	270.9	2.1	35
2	RektDiomedes	240.7	3.5	37
3	CurveCap	227.8	3.9	37
4	Devin \| GammaSwap	209.1	2.6	27
5	Rktbay	132.0	6.7	35
6	0x_Vikt0r	119.6	5.4	22
7	Battman	91.9	3.8	12
8	JohnnyOnline	86.5	3.7	11
9	Naly	81.9	2.8	9
10	Alice Rozengarden	73.4	8.1	28
11	Jones \| Rarestone Compass	53.0	6.5	11
12	DefiShaka	50.4	5.4	8
13	Corn	34.7	5.0	5
14	Barry Grogan	6.0	5.0	1
15	banteg	6.0	5.0	1
16	Citizen 42	5.0	6.0	1
17	Man of Tao	4.0	7.0	1
18	DefiDave	2.0	9.0	1

Rank	Warrior	Weeks	Rate	Avg Rank
1	RektDiomedes	37	100%	3.5
2	CurveCap	37	100%	3.9
3	Spencer420	35	95%	2.1
4	Rktbay	35	95%	6.7
5	Alice Rozengarden	28	76%	8.1
6	Devin \| GammaSwap	27	73%	2.6
7	0x_Vikt0r	22	59%	5.4
8	Battman	12	32%	3.8
9	JohnnyOnline	11	30%	3.7
10	Jones \| Rarestone Compass	11	30%	6.5
11	Naly	9	24%	2.8
12	DefiShaka	8	22%	5.4
13	Corn	5	14%	5.0
14	Barry Grogan	1	3%	5.0
15	banteg	1	3%	5.0
16	Citizen 42	1	3%	6.0
17	Man of Tao	1	3%	7.0
18	DefiDave	1	3%	9.0

The Way of the Phalanx

Strength. Discipline. Accountability.

The Phalanx

We're building the pro-crypto army. Each week, trustworthy recruits submit their health attestation—a record of training, discipline, and progress. We feed it to the oracle and publish the top ten. Submit weekly or proceed weakly.

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The oracle reads your deeds and ranks the warriors
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