Strong as an 0x

Submit weekly or proceed weakly

Sing, O Muse of sinew, of the iron-hearted ten—

Whose sweat is seal and signature, whose breath is forge for men—

Not scribes of endless tallies, nor accountants of each crumb,

But warriors proven in the strain, where deeds are struck and done.

I call them by their battle-names, in rising, steadfast flame:

From tenth to first the line ascends—remember well each name.

X. alice_rozengarden — Birthday-Blessed, Steel in Simple Things

O alice_rozengarden, whose week was set with care,

Not gilded by loud trumpet-blasts, but honest, plain, and fair.

You drilled the push and squat and lunge; you pulled the …

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Hall of Champions

16 weeks of competition

Rank	Warrior	Score	Avg Rank	Weeks
1	Spencer420	124.3	2.5	14
2	CurveCap	118.5	3.8	16
3	Devin \| GammaSwap	115.9	3.1	14
4	RektDiomedes	111.4	4.2	16
5	0x_Vikt0r	96.0	4.8	15
6	JohnnyOnline	86.5	3.7	11
7	Rktbay	53.3	7.4	14
8	DefiShaka	50.4	5.4	8
9	Alice Rozengarden	35.5	8.6	14
10	Jones \| Rarestone Compass	23.2	6.0	4
11	Naly	21.9	4.7	3
12	Corn	10.1	6.5	2
13	banteg	6.0	5.0	1
14	Citizen 42	5.0	6.0	1
15	Man of Tao	4.0	7.0	1
16	DefiDave	2.0	9.0	1

Rank	Warrior	Weeks	Rate	Avg Rank
1	CurveCap	16	100%	3.8
2	RektDiomedes	16	100%	4.2
3	0x_Vikt0r	15	94%	4.8
4	Spencer420	14	88%	2.5
5	Devin \| GammaSwap	14	88%	3.1
6	Rktbay	14	88%	7.4
7	Alice Rozengarden	14	88%	8.6
8	JohnnyOnline	11	69%	3.7
9	DefiShaka	8	50%	5.4
10	Jones \| Rarestone Compass	4	25%	6.0
11	Naly	3	19%	4.7
12	Corn	2	13%	6.5
13	banteg	1	6%	5.0
14	Citizen 42	1	6%	6.0
15	Man of Tao	1	6%	7.0
16	DefiDave	1	6%	9.0

The Way of the Phalanx

Strength. Discipline. Accountability.

The Phalanx

We're building the pro-crypto army. Each week, trustworthy recruits submit their health attestation—a record of training, discipline, and progress. We feed it to the oracle and publish the top ten. Submit weekly or proceed weakly.

How It Works

Join the ranks through Discord or our application form
Submit your weekly attestation—training, diet, mindset
The oracle reads your deeds and ranks the warriors
Rankings published every Monday on Substack
Glory accumulates on the all-time leaderboard

Join the Ranks

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