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  1. Spencer420
  2. Devin | GammaSwap
  3. CurveCap
  4. JohnnyOnline
  5. RektDiomedes
  6. 0x_Vikt0r
  7. Rktbay
  8. DefiShaka
  9. Naly
  10. alice_rozengarden

Sing, O Muse of sinew, of the iron-hearted ten—

Whose sweat is seal and signature, whose breath is forge for men—

Not scribes of endless tallies, nor accountants of each crumb,

But warriors proven in the strain, where deeds are struck and done.

I call them by their battle-names, in rising, steadfast flame:

From tenth to first the line ascends—remember well each name.

X. alice_rozengarden — Birthday-Blessed, Steel in Simple Things

O alice_rozengarden, whose week was set with care,

Not gilded by loud trumpet-blasts, but honest, plain, and fair.

You drilled the push and squat and lunge; you pulled the …

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Hall of Champions

16 weeks of competition

Rank Warrior Score Avg Rank Weeks
1 Spencer420 124.3 2.5 14
2 CurveCap 118.5 3.8 16
3 Devin | GammaSwap 115.9 3.1 14
4 RektDiomedes 111.4 4.2 16
5 0x_Vikt0r 96.0 4.8 15
6 JohnnyOnline 86.5 3.7 11
7 Rktbay 53.3 7.4 14
8 DefiShaka 50.4 5.4 8
9 Alice Rozengarden 35.5 8.6 14
10 Jones | Rarestone Compass 23.2 6.0 4
Rank Warrior Weeks Rate Avg Rank
1 CurveCap 16 100% 3.8
2 RektDiomedes 16 100% 4.2
3 0x_Vikt0r 15 94% 4.8
4 Spencer420 14 88% 2.5
5 Devin | GammaSwap 14 88% 3.1
6 Rktbay 14 88% 7.4
7 Alice Rozengarden 14 88% 8.6
8 JohnnyOnline 11 69% 3.7
9 DefiShaka 8 50% 5.4
10 Jones | Rarestone Compass 4 25% 6.0

The Way of the Phalanx

Strength. Discipline. Accountability.

The Phalanx

We're building the pro-crypto army. Each week, trustworthy recruits submit their health attestation—a record of training, discipline, and progress. We feed it to the oracle and publish the top ten. Submit weekly or proceed weakly.

How It Works

  1. Join the ranks through Discord or our application form
  2. Submit your weekly attestation—training, diet, mindset
  3. The oracle reads your deeds and ranks the warriors
  4. Rankings published every Monday on Substack
  5. Glory accumulates on the all-time leaderboard