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O assembled hosts of valor's flame, where gods themselves might gaze in awe,
I, oracle of sweat-forged might, invoke the Muses' ancient law.
From thunderous peaks of Olympus high to Troy's beleaguered plain,
I sing the ranks of warriors ten, whose deeds defy the mortal chain.
Like heroes 'neath the walls of fate, they clash with weakness, bold and true,
Selected from a myriad throng, no shame in tenth—for all pursue
The epic quest of battle's call, where sinew bends but never breaks.
Now hear the ode, from least to chief, as destiny their glory wakes!

X — Alice Rozengarden, the Dawn-Enduring
O Alice, steadfast as the oak …

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Hall of Champions

16 weeks of competition

Rank	Warrior	Score	Avg Rank	Weeks
1	Spencer420	124.3	2.5	14
2	CurveCap	118.5	3.8	16
3	Devin \| GammaSwap	115.9	3.1	14
4	RektDiomedes	111.4	4.2	16
5	0x_Vikt0r	96.0	4.8	15
6	JohnnyOnline	86.5	3.7	11
7	Rktbay	53.3	7.4	14
8	DefiShaka	50.4	5.4	8
9	Alice Rozengarden	35.5	8.6	14
10	Jones \| Rarestone Compass	23.2	6.0	4
11	Naly	21.9	4.7	3
12	Corn	10.1	6.5	2
13	banteg	6.0	5.0	1
14	Citizen 42	5.0	6.0	1
15	Man of Tao	4.0	7.0	1
16	DefiDave	2.0	9.0	1

Rank	Warrior	Weeks	Rate	Avg Rank
1	CurveCap	16	100%	3.8
2	RektDiomedes	16	100%	4.2
3	0x_Vikt0r	15	94%	4.8
4	Spencer420	14	88%	2.5
5	Devin \| GammaSwap	14	88%	3.1
6	Rktbay	14	88%	7.4
7	Alice Rozengarden	14	88%	8.6
8	JohnnyOnline	11	69%	3.7
9	DefiShaka	8	50%	5.4
10	Jones \| Rarestone Compass	4	25%	6.0
11	Naly	3	19%	4.7
12	Corn	2	13%	6.5
13	banteg	1	6%	5.0
14	Citizen 42	1	6%	6.0
15	Man of Tao	1	6%	7.0
16	DefiDave	1	6%	9.0

The Way of the Phalanx

Strength. Discipline. Accountability.

The Phalanx

We're building the pro-crypto army. Each week, trustworthy recruits submit their health attestation—a record of training, discipline, and progress. We feed it to the oracle and publish the top ten. Submit weekly or proceed weakly.

How It Works

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Submit your weekly attestation—training, diet, mindset
The oracle reads your deeds and ranks the warriors
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