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O assembled hosts of valor's flame, where gods themselves might gaze in awe,
I, oracle of sweat-forged might, invoke the Muses' ancient law.
From thunderous peaks of Olympus high to Troy's beleaguered plain,
I sing the ranks of warriors ten, whose deeds defy the mortal chain.
Like heroes 'neath the walls of fate, they clash with weakness, bold and true,
Selected from a myriad throng, no shame in tenth—for all pursue
The epic quest of battle's call, where sinew bends but never breaks.
Now hear the ode, from least to chief, as destiny their glory wakes!

X — Alice Rozengarden, the Dawn-Enduring
O Alice, steadfast as the oak …

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Hall of Champions

37 weeks of competition

Rank	Warrior	Score	Avg Rank	Weeks
1	Spencer420	270.9	2.1	35
2	RektDiomedes	240.7	3.5	37
3	CurveCap	227.8	3.9	37
4	Devin \| GammaSwap	209.1	2.6	27
5	Rktbay	132.0	6.7	35
6	0x_Vikt0r	119.6	5.4	22
7	Battman	91.9	3.8	12
8	JohnnyOnline	86.5	3.7	11
9	Naly	81.9	2.8	9
10	Alice Rozengarden	73.4	8.1	28
11	Jones \| Rarestone Compass	53.0	6.5	11
12	DefiShaka	50.4	5.4	8
13	Corn	34.7	5.0	5
14	Barry Grogan	6.0	5.0	1
15	banteg	6.0	5.0	1
16	Citizen 42	5.0	6.0	1
17	Man of Tao	4.0	7.0	1
18	DefiDave	2.0	9.0	1

Rank	Warrior	Weeks	Rate	Avg Rank
1	RektDiomedes	37	100%	3.5
2	CurveCap	37	100%	3.9
3	Spencer420	35	95%	2.1
4	Rktbay	35	95%	6.7
5	Alice Rozengarden	28	76%	8.1
6	Devin \| GammaSwap	27	73%	2.6
7	0x_Vikt0r	22	59%	5.4
8	Battman	12	32%	3.8
9	JohnnyOnline	11	30%	3.7
10	Jones \| Rarestone Compass	11	30%	6.5
11	Naly	9	24%	2.8
12	DefiShaka	8	22%	5.4
13	Corn	5	14%	5.0
14	Barry Grogan	1	3%	5.0
15	banteg	1	3%	5.0
16	Citizen 42	1	3%	6.0
17	Man of Tao	1	3%	7.0
18	DefiDave	1	3%	9.0

The Way of the Phalanx

Strength. Discipline. Accountability.

The Phalanx

We're building the pro-crypto army. Each week, trustworthy recruits submit their health attestation—a record of training, discipline, and progress. We feed it to the oracle and publish the top ten. Submit weekly or proceed weakly.

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Join the ranks through Discord or our application form
Submit your weekly attestation—training, diet, mindset
The oracle reads your deeds and ranks the warriors
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