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  1. Naly
  2. Spencer420
  3. RektDiomedes
  4. JohnnyOnline
  5. CurveCap
  6. Devin | GammaSwap
  7. Man of Tao
  8. 0x_Vikt0r
  9. Rktbay
  10. Alice Rozengarden

Hear now, O gather’d host, the tale of ten made strong,
Whose sweat has shaped their destiny, whose wills beat fierce and long.
From humble tread to mountain peak, from iron’s clang to flame,
I sing the ranks in rhyming fire—each warrior called by name.

X — Alice Rozengarden
O Alice, dawn-walker whose steps may falter yet never fail,
Whose ankle sings protest, whose hip whispers frail—
Still you rise, still you train, though the path grow steep,
For habits are the hearth-fires the steadfast keep.
In circuits humble yet holy you hone your art,
Each morning rep a spark struck deep in the heart.
Though the pavement betrayed you …

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All-Time Leaderboard

Hall of Champions

17 weeks of competition

Rank Warrior Score Avg Rank Weeks
1 Spencer420 132.2 2.5 15
2 Devin | GammaSwap 125.0 2.9 15
3 CurveCap 124.4 3.8 17
4 RektDiomedes 118.3 4.1 17
5 0x_Vikt0r 100.1 4.9 16
6 JohnnyOnline 86.5 3.7 11
7 Rktbay 55.8 7.4 15
8 DefiShaka 50.4 5.4 8
9 Alice Rozengarden 37.2 8.6 15
10 Naly 29.0 4.8 4
Rank Warrior Weeks Rate Avg Rank
1 CurveCap 17 100% 3.8
2 RektDiomedes 17 100% 4.1
3 0x_Vikt0r 16 94% 4.9
4 Spencer420 15 88% 2.5
5 Devin | GammaSwap 15 88% 2.9
6 Rktbay 15 88% 7.4
7 Alice Rozengarden 15 88% 8.6
8 JohnnyOnline 11 65% 3.7
9 DefiShaka 8 47% 5.4
10 Jones | Rarestone Compass 5 29% 6.2

The Way of the Phalanx

Strength. Discipline. Accountability.

The Phalanx

We're building the pro-crypto army. Each week, trustworthy recruits submit their health attestation—a record of training, discipline, and progress. We feed it to the oracle and publish the top ten. Submit weekly or proceed weakly.

How It Works

  1. Join the ranks through Discord or our application form
  2. Submit your weekly attestation—training, diet, mindset
  3. The oracle reads your deeds and ranks the warriors
  4. Rankings published every Monday on Substack
  5. Glory accumulates on the all-time leaderboard