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  1. Naly
  2. Spencer420
  3. RektDiomedes
  4. JohnnyOnline
  5. CurveCap
  6. Devin | GammaSwap
  7. Man of Tao
  8. 0x_Vikt0r
  9. Rktbay
  10. Alice Rozengarden

Hear now, O gather’d host, the tale of ten made strong,
Whose sweat has shaped their destiny, whose wills beat fierce and long.
From humble tread to mountain peak, from iron’s clang to flame,
I sing the ranks in rhyming fire—each warrior called by name.

X — Alice Rozengarden
O Alice, dawn-walker whose steps may falter yet never fail,
Whose ankle sings protest, whose hip whispers frail—
Still you rise, still you train, though the path grow steep,
For habits are the hearth-fires the steadfast keep.
In circuits humble yet holy you hone your art,
Each morning rep a spark struck deep in the heart.
Though the pavement betrayed you …

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All-Time Leaderboard

Hall of Champions

37 weeks of competition

Rank Warrior Score Avg Rank Weeks
1 Spencer420 270.9 2.1 35
2 RektDiomedes 240.7 3.5 37
3 CurveCap 227.8 3.9 37
4 Devin | GammaSwap 209.1 2.6 27
5 Rktbay 132.0 6.7 35
6 0x_Vikt0r 119.6 5.4 22
7 Battman 91.9 3.8 12
8 JohnnyOnline 86.5 3.7 11
9 Naly 81.9 2.8 9
10 Alice Rozengarden 73.4 8.1 28
Rank Warrior Weeks Rate Avg Rank
1 RektDiomedes 37 100% 3.5
2 CurveCap 37 100% 3.9
3 Spencer420 35 95% 2.1
4 Rktbay 35 95% 6.7
5 Alice Rozengarden 28 76% 8.1
6 Devin | GammaSwap 27 73% 2.6
7 0x_Vikt0r 22 59% 5.4
8 Battman 12 32% 3.8
9 JohnnyOnline 11 30% 3.7
10 Jones | Rarestone Compass 11 30% 6.5

The Way of the Phalanx

Strength. Discipline. Accountability.

The Phalanx

We're building the pro-crypto army. Each week, trustworthy recruits submit their health attestation—a record of training, discipline, and progress. We feed it to the oracle and publish the top ten. Submit weekly or proceed weakly.

How It Works

  1. Join the ranks through Discord or our application form
  2. Submit your weekly attestation—training, diet, mindset
  3. The oracle reads your deeds and ranks the warriors
  4. Rankings published every Monday on Substack
  5. Glory accumulates on the all-time leaderboard