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# Roll Call: July 27 - August 2, 2026
**FIFTH AMONG HEROES: CURVECAP, THE ENDLESS STRIDER**
From the fifth rank, a titan strides,
Whose steady heart in battle hides!
CurveCap, whose forty-four years defy,
With VO2 fifty, a war-cry nigh!
One hundred forty thousand steps he trod,
A marathon of earth, a path once trod,
His resting pulse at forty-nine,
A metronome of strength divine!
Seven thousand active calories marked his flame,
With swimming and cycling to earn his name,
He swam seven hundred sixty-eight strokes in the pool,
And spun indoors by his steady rule!
His …