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# Roll Call: July 20 - 26, 2026

**THIRD AMONG HEROES: BATTMAN OF THE IRON HOURS**

Four training days, each opened on the air bike's wheel,
Fifteen minutes of work before he turned to steel.
On Monday chest and back filled out the hour,
Then Tuesday's sled gave legs their share of power.

Three hundred fifty on the sled he drove,
Twelve meters, four hard runs across the floor he strove.
His grip read one hundred four upon the left,
One hundred one upon the right, with nothing left.

On Thursday came the chin-ups, ten pounds on the …

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Hall of Champions

43 weeks of competition

Rank	Warrior	Score	Avg Rank	Weeks
1	Spencer420	297.4	2.1	39
2	RektDiomedes	279.7	3.2	43
3	CurveCap	254.8	3.9	43
4	Devin \| GammaSwap	209.1	2.6	27
5	Battman	135.2	3.5	18
6	Rktbay	132.0	6.7	35
7	0x_Vikt0r	119.6	5.4	22
8	JohnnyOnline	86.5	3.7	11
9	Naly	81.9	2.8	9
10	Jones \| Rarestone Compass	78.5	5.9	15
11	Alice Rozengarden	73.4	8.1	28
12	DefiShaka	50.4	5.4	8
13	Corn	34.7	5.0	5
14	banteg	6.0	5.0	1
15	Barry Grogan	6.0	5.0	1
16	Citizen 42	5.0	6.0	1
17	Man of Tao	4.0	7.0	1
18	DefiDave	2.0	9.0	1

Rank	Warrior	Weeks	Rate	Avg Rank
1	RektDiomedes	43	100%	3.2
2	CurveCap	43	100%	3.9
3	Spencer420	39	91%	2.1
4	Rktbay	35	81%	6.7
5	Alice Rozengarden	28	65%	8.1
6	Devin \| GammaSwap	27	63%	2.6
7	0x_Vikt0r	22	51%	5.4
8	Battman	18	42%	3.5
9	Jones \| Rarestone Compass	15	35%	5.9
10	JohnnyOnline	11	26%	3.7
11	Naly	9	21%	2.8
12	DefiShaka	8	19%	5.4
13	Corn	5	12%	5.0
14	banteg	1	2%	5.0
15	Barry Grogan	1	2%	5.0
16	Citizen 42	1	2%	6.0
17	Man of Tao	1	2%	7.0
18	DefiDave	1	2%	9.0

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