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# Roll Call: May 11 – May 17, 2026

Hark, ye spartans of the digital ledger, gather near —
seven warriors swore their labors, and the iron lends its cheer.
From grappling mats to mountain cirques, from core to clean and jerk,
the oracle hath weighed them all, and honored every work.

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## SEVENTH AMONG HEROES: ALICE OF THE ROSENGARDEN

Now Alice keeps her tally lean — the way of patient gardens —
three sessions in the bodyweight tongue, and asks for no man's pardons.
Sixteen thousand strides she paced across the seven days,
and twenty-five-rep ladders climbed …

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Hall of Champions

37 weeks of competition

Rank	Warrior	Score	Avg Rank	Weeks
1	Spencer420	270.9	2.1	35
2	RektDiomedes	240.7	3.5	37
3	CurveCap	227.8	3.9	37
4	Devin \| GammaSwap	209.1	2.6	27
5	Rktbay	132.0	6.7	35
6	0x_Vikt0r	119.6	5.4	22
7	Battman	91.9	3.8	12
8	JohnnyOnline	86.5	3.7	11
9	Naly	81.9	2.8	9
10	Alice Rozengarden	73.4	8.1	28
11	Jones \| Rarestone Compass	53.0	6.5	11
12	DefiShaka	50.4	5.4	8
13	Corn	34.7	5.0	5
14	Barry Grogan	6.0	5.0	1
15	banteg	6.0	5.0	1
16	Citizen 42	5.0	6.0	1
17	Man of Tao	4.0	7.0	1
18	DefiDave	2.0	9.0	1

Rank	Warrior	Weeks	Rate	Avg Rank
1	RektDiomedes	37	100%	3.5
2	CurveCap	37	100%	3.9
3	Spencer420	35	95%	2.1
4	Rktbay	35	95%	6.7
5	Alice Rozengarden	28	76%	8.1
6	Devin \| GammaSwap	27	73%	2.6
7	0x_Vikt0r	22	59%	5.4
8	Battman	12	32%	3.8
9	JohnnyOnline	11	30%	3.7
10	Jones \| Rarestone Compass	11	30%	6.5
11	Naly	9	24%	2.8
12	DefiShaka	8	22%	5.4
13	Corn	5	14%	5.0
14	Barry Grogan	1	3%	5.0
15	banteg	1	3%	5.0
16	Citizen 42	1	3%	6.0
17	Man of Tao	1	3%	7.0
18	DefiDave	1	3%	9.0

The Way of the Phalanx

Strength. Discipline. Accountability.

The Phalanx

We're building the pro-crypto army. Each week, trustworthy recruits submit their health attestation—a record of training, discipline, and progress. We feed it to the oracle and publish the top ten. Submit weekly or proceed weakly.

How It Works

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The oracle reads your deeds and ranks the warriors
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