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  4. CurveCap
  5. Battman
  6. alice_rozengarden
  7. Rktbay

# Roll Call: May 4 – May 10, 2026

Hark, ye spartans of the digital ledger, gather close —
seven warriors swore their labors, and the iron tells their boast.
The week was long, the lifts were heavy, the wheels did never tire,
and one among us pedaled past two hundred miles of fire.

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## SEVENTH AMONG HEROES: RKTBAY

The forge of Rktbay smoldered low this week, but did not die.
A BJJ tweak had stung his quads — the stairs themselves were sly.
He skipped his legday wisely, knowing pain is not a friend,
for cortisol on …

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All-Time Leaderboard

Hall of Champions

43 weeks of competition

Rank Warrior Score Avg Rank Weeks
1 Spencer420 297.4 2.1 39
2 RektDiomedes 279.7 3.2 43
3 CurveCap 254.8 3.9 43
4 Devin | GammaSwap 209.1 2.6 27
5 Battman 135.2 3.5 18
6 Rktbay 132.0 6.7 35
7 0x_Vikt0r 119.6 5.4 22
8 JohnnyOnline 86.5 3.7 11
9 Naly 81.9 2.8 9
10 Jones | Rarestone Compass 78.5 5.9 15
Rank Warrior Weeks Rate Avg Rank
1 RektDiomedes 43 100% 3.2
2 CurveCap 43 100% 3.9
3 Spencer420 39 91% 2.1
4 Rktbay 35 81% 6.7
5 Alice Rozengarden 28 65% 8.1
6 Devin | GammaSwap 27 63% 2.6
7 0x_Vikt0r 22 51% 5.4
8 Battman 18 42% 3.5
9 Jones | Rarestone Compass 15 35% 5.9
10 JohnnyOnline 11 26% 3.7

The Way of the Phalanx

Strength. Discipline. Accountability.

The Phalanx

We're building the pro-crypto army. Each week, trustworthy recruits submit their health attestation—a record of training, discipline, and progress. We feed it to the oracle and publish the top ten. Submit weekly or proceed weakly.

How It Works

  1. Join the ranks through Discord or our application form
  2. Submit your weekly attestation—training, diet, mindset
  3. The oracle reads your deeds and ranks the warriors
  4. Rankings published every Monday on Substack
  5. Glory accumulates on the all-time leaderboard