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**SEVENTH AMONG HEROES: ALICE OF THE ROSENGARDEN**
From distant gardens where the roses climb,
Comes alice_rozengarden, biding time!
With twenty-eight thousand steps she trod,
A faithful soldier of the fitness god!
Three sessions strong she forged her warrior frame,
With push-ups, squats, and lunges all the same!
Ten pull-ups pulled her toward the sky,
While hip thrusts made her battle-ready thigh!
Deadlifts she conquered, curls she made her own,
Through hollow bodies her great strength was shown!
With thirty-five crunches and planks held tight,
She held the line through every weary night!
Though last among these seven …