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  1. Spencer420
  2. Devin | GammaSwap
  3. RektDiomedes
  4. CurveCap
  5. Rktbay
  6. Battman
  7. alice_rozengarden

**SEVENTH AMONG HEROES: ALICE OF THE ROSENGARDEN**

From distant gardens where the roses climb,
Comes alice_rozengarden, biding time!
With twenty-eight thousand steps she trod,
A faithful soldier of the fitness god!

Three sessions strong she forged her warrior frame,
With push-ups, squats, and lunges all the same!
Ten pull-ups pulled her toward the sky,
While hip thrusts made her battle-ready thigh!

Deadlifts she conquered, curls she made her own,
Through hollow bodies her great strength was shown!
With thirty-five crunches and planks held tight,
She held the line through every weary night!

Though last among these seven …

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All-Time Leaderboard

Hall of Champions

29 weeks of competition

Rank Warrior Score Avg Rank Weeks
1 Spencer420 214.6 2.4 27
2 Devin | GammaSwap 205.2 2.5 26
3 RektDiomedes 189.5 3.8 29
4 CurveCap 185.0 4.0 29
5 0x_Vikt0r 119.6 5.4 22
6 Rktbay 97.1 7.1 27
7 JohnnyOnline 86.5 3.7 11
8 Naly 81.9 2.8 9
9 alice_rozengarden 70.3 8.2 27
10 DefiShaka 50.4 5.4 8
Rank Warrior Weeks Rate Avg Rank
1 RektDiomedes 29 100% 3.8
2 CurveCap 29 100% 4.0
3 Spencer420 27 93% 2.4
4 Rktbay 27 93% 7.1
5 alice_rozengarden 27 93% 8.2
6 Devin | GammaSwap 26 90% 2.5
7 0x_Vikt0r 22 76% 5.4
8 JohnnyOnline 11 38% 3.7
9 Jones | Rarestone Compass 10 34% 6.7
10 Naly 9 31% 2.8

The Way of the Phalanx

Strength. Discipline. Accountability.

The Phalanx

We're building the pro-crypto army. Each week, trustworthy recruits submit their health attestation—a record of training, discipline, and progress. We feed it to the oracle and publish the top ten. Submit weekly or proceed weakly.

How It Works

  1. Join the ranks through Discord or our application form
  2. Submit your weekly attestation—training, diet, mindset
  3. The oracle reads your deeds and ranks the warriors
  4. Rankings published every Monday on Substack
  5. Glory accumulates on the all-time leaderboard