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  1. Spencer420
  2. RektDiomedes
  3. Battman
  4. CurveCap
  5. Rktbay

# Roll Call: June 29 - July 5, 2026

**FIFTH AMONG HEROES: RKTBAY**

Though typhoon winds and toil conspired to stay,
Our Rktbay would not let the gym decay!
Ten thousand steps he marched through storm and gale,
And when the tempest passed, he did not fail.

Upon the lat pulldown, four-fifths a plate,
For ten and ten, he pressed against his fate;
Assisted pull-ups, twenty-five for seven,
The Hammer Strength rows sang like calls to heaven.

Dual-carabiner rows and cable curls,
Twelve-and-a-half each arm, through rain that swirls;
Some days but six or seven grand he'd tread, …

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Hall of Champions

37 weeks of competition

Rank Warrior Score Avg Rank Weeks
1 Spencer420 270.9 2.1 35
2 RektDiomedes 240.7 3.5 37
3 CurveCap 227.8 3.9 37
4 Devin | GammaSwap 209.1 2.6 27
5 Rktbay 132.0 6.7 35
6 0x_Vikt0r 119.6 5.4 22
7 Battman 91.9 3.8 12
8 JohnnyOnline 86.5 3.7 11
9 Naly 81.9 2.8 9
10 Alice Rozengarden 73.4 8.1 28
Rank Warrior Weeks Rate Avg Rank
1 RektDiomedes 37 100% 3.5
2 CurveCap 37 100% 3.9
3 Spencer420 35 95% 2.1
4 Rktbay 35 95% 6.7
5 Alice Rozengarden 28 76% 8.1
6 Devin | GammaSwap 27 73% 2.6
7 0x_Vikt0r 22 59% 5.4
8 Battman 12 32% 3.8
9 JohnnyOnline 11 30% 3.7
10 Jones | Rarestone Compass 11 30% 6.5

The Way of the Phalanx

Strength. Discipline. Accountability.

The Phalanx

We're building the pro-crypto army. Each week, trustworthy recruits submit their health attestation—a record of training, discipline, and progress. We feed it to the oracle and publish the top ten. Submit weekly or proceed weakly.

How It Works

  1. Join the ranks through Discord or our application form
  2. Submit your weekly attestation—training, diet, mindset
  3. The oracle reads your deeds and ranks the warriors
  4. Rankings published every Monday on Substack
  5. Glory accumulates on the all-time leaderboard