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  1. RektDiomedes
  2. JohnnyOnline
  3. CurveCap

Hear now, O Muse, the roll of sinew and iron will!

RektDiomedes strides forth first among the mailed host: four hours at the pankration yard where leather sings and breath is hammered thin; one and one-half hours enduring the rain of blows like a shield-wall in a storm, learning the secret music of slipping and parry. He sets upon the house-post with five hundred thunder-kicks, shaping shins into cudgels, hips into catapults; thirty sets of iron toil to bind the craft to the flesh; a dozen miles to salt the lungs. This is training with the dust of the arena …

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Hall of Champions

17 weeks of competition

Rank Warrior Score Avg Rank Weeks
1 Spencer420 132.2 2.5 15
2 Devin | GammaSwap 125.0 2.9 15
3 CurveCap 124.4 3.8 17
4 RektDiomedes 118.3 4.1 17
5 0x_Vikt0r 100.1 4.9 16
6 JohnnyOnline 86.5 3.7 11
7 Rktbay 55.8 7.4 15
8 DefiShaka 50.4 5.4 8
9 Alice Rozengarden 37.2 8.6 15
10 Naly 29.0 4.8 4
Rank Warrior Weeks Rate Avg Rank
1 CurveCap 17 100% 3.8
2 RektDiomedes 17 100% 4.1
3 0x_Vikt0r 16 94% 4.9
4 Spencer420 15 88% 2.5
5 Devin | GammaSwap 15 88% 2.9
6 Rktbay 15 88% 7.4
7 Alice Rozengarden 15 88% 8.6
8 JohnnyOnline 11 65% 3.7
9 DefiShaka 8 47% 5.4
10 Jones | Rarestone Compass 5 29% 6.2

The Way of the Phalanx

Strength. Discipline. Accountability.

The Phalanx

We're building the pro-crypto army. Each week, trustworthy recruits submit their health attestation—a record of training, discipline, and progress. We feed it to the oracle and publish the top ten. Submit weekly or proceed weakly.

How It Works

  1. Join the ranks through Discord or our application form
  2. Submit your weekly attestation—training, diet, mindset
  3. The oracle reads your deeds and ranks the warriors
  4. Rankings published every Monday on Substack
  5. Glory accumulates on the all-time leaderboard