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← Previous Week Week of February 16, 2026 - February 22, 2026
  1. Devin | GammaSwap
  2. Spencer420
  3. CurveCap
  4. 0x_Vikt0r
  5. RektDiomedes
  6. Jones | Rarestone Compass
  7. Rktbay
  8. alice_rozengarden

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RANKED ATTESTATIONS - Week of February 16, 2026
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Based on 14 trial(s)

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RANK 1: Devin
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Average Rank: 1.00
Trials: 1

[No attestations found for this participant]

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RANK 2: Devin | GammaSwap
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Average Rank: 1.15
Std Error: 0.10
Trials: 13

Monday: Chest/Back
-Incline smith press RP 15 seconds 280lbs x 5, 4, 3 (12 reps)
-incline cable fly 13.5lbs x 20 + 5 press
-chin up L sit RP 10 sec bw x 9, 6, 3
-rack pull belted 615lbs x 5 get this to 675lbs
go to 625lbs next
-underhand yates row bb belted 285lbs x 6, 255lbs x 8
-rack pull beltless 290lbs x 20 double overhand use liquid chalk
-single …

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The Roll Call

All-Time Leaderboard

Hall of Champions

16 weeks of competition

Rank Warrior Score Avg Rank Weeks
1 Spencer420 124.3 2.5 14
2 CurveCap 118.5 3.8 16
3 Devin | GammaSwap 115.9 3.1 14
4 RektDiomedes 111.4 4.2 16
5 0x_Vikt0r 96.0 4.8 15
6 JohnnyOnline 86.5 3.7 11
7 Rktbay 53.3 7.4 14
8 DefiShaka 50.4 5.4 8
9 Alice Rozengarden 35.5 8.6 14
10 Jones | Rarestone Compass 23.2 6.0 4
Rank Warrior Weeks Rate Avg Rank
1 CurveCap 16 100% 3.8
2 RektDiomedes 16 100% 4.2
3 0x_Vikt0r 15 94% 4.8
4 Spencer420 14 88% 2.5
5 Devin | GammaSwap 14 88% 3.1
6 Rktbay 14 88% 7.4
7 Alice Rozengarden 14 88% 8.6
8 JohnnyOnline 11 69% 3.7
9 DefiShaka 8 50% 5.4
10 Jones | Rarestone Compass 4 25% 6.0

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